By epicsquishii - 01/05/2012 11:02 - United States - Riverbank

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Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML
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therealslim 15

Just refuse to have sex with him. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

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H00K_M 8

He'll never, ever give you one, so no need to be terrified!

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brookiechii 1

I wonder what he would actually do if you were to reach an ******... Oh the possibilities.

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trpfml 4

That's what she said. . . Literally, no need to repeat

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pink_raindrops 26

Some guys actually do that because they're happy...I've only really heard of it happening when the girl orgasms but maybe he does it when you moan because he's happy that he can make you feel good. Just talk to him about it, but keep in mind he probably can't make himself stop doing it. It could easily stop as time goes on though.

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esines 9

Maybe she moans funny, or has a really squeaky voice

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_ebbonyy 11

Fake an ****** and see? haha

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SheBeNeNe 16

It looks like OP is a boy, and boys can't fake an ******.

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lyssa_jean 7

jackass op os not a boy. under title it says miss.......

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falafalo 25

It is clearly stated that OP is a woman.

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Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

btw you do know that an ****** and an ejaculation although correlate aren't the same thing?

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bfsd42 20

37, you are very right. Separating the two is the key to some amazing and long lasting sex.

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Yodaevil 4

Psh! We all know that the woman ****** is fiction! Or at least by the means of men... (;

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Grammar_Nazi01 5

Or 95 hasn't been able to help a woman achieve one ever.

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_ebbonyy 11

28- you're a complete moron haha, maybe make sure you're not wrong before you try and outsmart someone? :-)

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Yodaevil 4

109, help or cause, nope cause they dont exist! I think unicorns may show up before the female ****** does! Men, we know just about anything done can get our rocks off. Women say "our orgasms are more complicated" just as a cover... Lol

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DocBastard 38

That's what you get for dating Beavis.

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mrlopez 13

Don't be a butthead. Hmm wait, sorry wrong entry site.

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TaysDarkLust 11

WINNNN!! Thank god I wasn't the only one that thought that.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Her sighing and moaning is...

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Snafuusmc 12

I would too sorry.

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SheBeNeNe 16

I can imagine what his Sex-Ed teacher went through.

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perdix 29

Have no fear, you're never going to have an ****** with him. If you want to have an ******, you'll need a new boyfriend or a vibrator that's loud enough to drown out his chortles and guffaws as the machine gives you what he never could.

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