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By SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! - 01/02/2015 16:17 - United States - Gurnee

Today, my Breaking Bad-obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks" during foreplay. My vagina just about turned into a desert on the spot. FML

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By -___- - 29/09/2013 19:46 - United States - Winfield

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

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By no no no - 21/03/2023 02:00

Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML

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Dirty talk

By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 05:16 - United States - Norfolk

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

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By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 23:02 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By anonymous - 29/07/2012 13:34 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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organizse 28

Monday 2 February 2015 0:16

"SAY MY NAME" "SAY. MY. NAME." "Mood killer."

KhaleesiDannie 26

Monday 2 February 2015 0:15

Fandom's don't belong in the bedroom

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yolololol3 17

Monday 2 February 2015 2:05

That's Crazy BUT YOU SHOULD KEEP HIM

vikky538 28

Monday 2 February 2015 2:32

its better than calling bitch ...biaatch..that's the next level mood killer...

Keiajacole 16

Monday 2 February 2015 2:52

Mood Killer! Level 1000 ?

SystemofaBlink41 27

Monday 2 February 2015 3:00

"Am I going to have to sleep on the couch again?" "You're goddamn right."

c_wyld 21

Monday 2 February 2015 3:36

Hahaha I absolutely love this!

Gauzy21 12

Monday 2 February 2015 3:37

Yumm ******!

salamancer 11

Monday 2 February 2015 3:38

"I am the one who knocks... You up."

UhHuhHoney 20

Monday 2 February 2015 4:21

Well at least he didn't call you a bitch...

mmazzaa 16

Monday 2 February 2015 4:35

My boyfriend isn't allow to watch animal planet because he might see his ex on there

badgercheese94 16

Monday 2 February 2015 19:37

Why are you dating guys into **********?

mmazzaa 16

Tuesday 3 February 2015 0:25

Because bitches loves doggy style

gearhead369 20

Monday 2 February 2015 5:57

Better get use to guys saying dumb things at any given time. That's what we do!

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