Intimacy: Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he...

By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 05:54 - United States

Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML

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By The Bearded Woman - 29/05/2012 04:06 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML

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By bleach - 24/03/2013 05:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML

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By pinkrazorsare4men - 16/11/2016 00:51

Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 16:11 - United States - Tyrone

Today, my dad asked my brother not to use his shaver so late at night. That wasn't him, and it wasn't his shaver either. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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Stop talking, stop talking now

By Username - 17/07/2011 15:21 - United States

Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

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By poisonhand - 14/01/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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By funnywoe - 19/07/2020 20:01

Today, my uncle is staying with my family and he just gave me the weirdest 'gift' I've ever gotten. He gave me his used shaver. He said he realized that it's for women, but I find this disgusting. I could maybe sanitize it, but then I would have to touch the hairs on it. I had to pretend to be truly grateful for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 23:07 - United States - Auberry

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

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BonyorBobby 4

Saturday 25 December 2010 12:56

Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet ;)

Doortje 29

Saturday 25 December 2010 12:59

Time to get a new razor :)

Comments

valri3 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 15:39

Calm down he could of shaved his armpits, which is still bad of course.

mintcar 9

Saturday 25 December 2010 16:20

There is no such thing as " could of."

mintcar 9

Saturday 25 December 2010 16:18

Yo mane, that's jus str8 nastay.

livinthefridge13 1

Saturday 25 December 2010 16:29

what did he do?

katiebells 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 16:49

he shaved his man bits. :P

ckjacques53198 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 17:26

probably shaved his taint

oddduckobsession 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 1:22

i choked on my gum when i read that!!!

Leftieswillrule 3

Saturday 25 December 2010 17:29

ugh u hate how my pubic hair gets like a forest and gets caught in my zipper. I dont blame your brither

madreedy 7

Saturday 25 December 2010 18:35

Dont get so excited kiddie you are just a 15 years old child without a single hair on your small penis

billyme 4

Saturday 25 December 2010 19:49

People actually get a lot of hair early... I can't talk about your specific case as you might have not (and sounds like you're bitter about that). Either way, #43, don't worry... that loser just likes being a jerk to random people on the internet. And, not that there's anything wrong with not having pic, but he's definitely a loser to make fun of others with a pic/info when he's got nothing on fmylife.com.