Miscellaneous: Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom...

By uglychick - 05/09/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

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By gross - 02/05/2015 18:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

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By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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By DEAD inside - 15/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Pomona

Today, I woke up and brushed my teeth as usual. My brother had decided it would be a good time to prank me and rubbed a ton of salt into my toothbrush. A while later, he stood outside the bathroom door repeatedly saying sorry. It was Epsom salt. FML

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By nikki - 10/10/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML

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By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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Saturday 5 September 2009 23:11

So, use his facial hair trimmer for a vibrator for a couple weeks. Duh. :)

a2z029_ 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:06

Gross.

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besad_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:16

Ewwww I hope your brother doesn't have foot fungus or plays Amy sports that makes his feet really sweaty and stinky!

1dream_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:47

Find a real bad way to make him pay

som_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:48

well to be fair, your mouth is a hell of a lot filthier than anyone's feet. Well... I mean unless you're walking barefoot through poop or raw chicken or something.

s1w1111 2

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:50

He sat by "my mom and I"? Take away "my mom and" - "he sat by I"? No wonder you didn't know, your grammer is atrocious. He didn't sit by "my mom and I", he sat by "my mom and ME". Learn the difference between subject and object

elliekinslurvsya 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:09

haha I think I love you, #52

Mothraaaaa 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:14

Ahah, so said by the one who spelled 'grammAr' grammer. Cough.

capricaz 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:31

Way to make an ass of yourself by spelling grammAr wrong. Stupid shit.

jeane123 6

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:00

and just imagine what else he used too clean with it lol

lesbee 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:04

Who the hell brushes their teeth anyways. It's a known fact that they fall off and grow back again. Duh!

ttuwmasian 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:27

ydi for not telling anyone about that toothbrush.

lolWUTERBUFFALO 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:51

i brush my teeth in the shower. i dont leave my toothbrush in there though. THATS just wierd.

feed_the_ducks 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:12

That is gross though I must ask why do you leave your toothbrush in the shower?

margie4peace 11

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:44

I never claimed to be able to spell. That ability was fried from my brain during my teenage years, thanks to several months of glue-sniffing. So, kids, don't try that at...uh...ANYWHERE!