Miscellaneous: Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom...

By uglychick - 05/09/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

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By gross - 02/05/2015 18:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

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By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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By DEAD inside - 15/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Pomona

Today, I woke up and brushed my teeth as usual. My brother had decided it would be a good time to prank me and rubbed a ton of salt into my toothbrush. A while later, he stood outside the bathroom door repeatedly saying sorry. It was Epsom salt. FML

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By nikki - 10/10/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML

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By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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Saturday 5 September 2009 23:11

So, use his facial hair trimmer for a vibrator for a couple weeks. Duh. :)

a2z029_ 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:06

Gross.

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f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 0:55

Kyle: The next time Shelly is going to hit you tell her: "Shelly, you're my sister and I love you." Kenny: And I want to take off your bra. Stan: Sick dude! She's my sister.

chocolatepr 4

Saturday 7 April 2012 4:01

what does that have anything to do with this FML?

BrownieBoy90 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 0:56

Why do so many people on this post think that it was a random toothbrush??? Also I brush my teeth in the shower, it's not ew or anything, just makes things that bit easier...

Sophia93 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:03

ClumsyJason 3

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:08

what r u talking bout? Its her brother not her sister..

addictinsane 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:09

Wouldn't you taste his foot on your toothbrush?

mandy23q 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 15:21

oh yeh cos everyone knows what foot tastes like right ..

margie4peace 11

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:09

Grammer police say it's "mom and me", not "mom and I". You wouldn't say "He sst down with I" would you? Me hope not!

Pandasaur 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:20

No need to be rude about it, especially when you have the spelling police after you. :/

OrangeGlo 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:23

Anyone with a fifth grade education says that it's "grammar." And I would never say, "He sst down with I." Me think you need to proof read.

leisl14 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:26

Where are the grammAr police?

AAAAHHHH12 2

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:14

The grammar police are telling me that you didn't spell "grammar" correctly.

plexico 3

Sunday 6 September 2009 15:59

Actually, Kelsey Grammer sponsors a gang of internet thugs to go around critiquing style, usage, spelling and, coincidentally, grammar. Frasier is coming to get you, sucka!

UnicornsDoExist 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:13

ewwww

Nonamerequired 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:19

Well don't leave your toothbrush in the shower then??

beautiful_mayhem 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:28

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