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By Mmkay1515 - 13/11/2012 03:47 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my brother decided to join me on my first date. Not only did he answer the door with a bat, he also got inside the car and sat next to my date, pushing me to the back. He stayed the entire time, and walked me back to the house. My mom laughed and gave him $20. It was a dare. FML
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Mmkay1515 21

Perhaps I should clarify here, for all of those that are wondering. I did, in fact, tell my brother various times to leave. I even tried to ditch him a couple of times Clearly you underestimate the power of an over protective older brother who is being offered money.

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

My guess is there isn't going to be a second date.

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tayraaah 31

Do the same thing to him on his next date, pay back.

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alissa_roar 6

I would have told him to get the hell out of the car.

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Likian5 26

I'm sorry, but YDI for actually LETTING him go with you on your date and do that crap.

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doglover100 28

Do the same to him.

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BTS_fml 4

hahaha i guess he loves you too much to let any other guy bother you >.< it would be sweet if it wasn`t bothersome for you i guess

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Why_Not31 12

In my family, this would not have been a dare...

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