Miscellaneous: Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing...

By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Tension

By Anonymous - 06/04/2011 11:47 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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Bursting out

By Myth Confirmed - 26/10/2023 16:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I overheard my brother telling my son and his male cousins, who all think he's a cool uncle, that, "Only women can sneeze and fart at the same time." I decided to intervene, and gave him a scolding of a lifetime in front of them. Let's just say, I had to sneeze while in the middle of it. FML

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Foul

By Embarrassed - 20/01/2023 18:00

Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML

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jaxsk 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:12

Wow, you're a creep...

teek_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:13

You were a pervert and you complained that you got caught? You're a freak to the highest extent.

Comments

wow_tehe 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:56

lol atleast you're a freak with manners!

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:35

Since she peeped in the first place, I think manners are the LAST thing she has.

Teekayahr 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:59

Duh.

x_Leopard_x 1

Monday 3 August 2009 4:09

Lol, at least you have manners. :) Even though that is... wrong.

nigga_please123 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:22

hahaha epic fail...YDI for being a peeping freak

congratz13 2

Monday 3 August 2009 4:27

"Today, my best friend's brother spent the night. He's really hot so when he was changing, I realized that he had left the door partially opened and I thought it would be okay to look at him with no respect for his privacy. I got caught and he freaked out. IDI." Sad thing is, I really didn't have to paraphrase this much."

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:34

YES Or... Today, I stayed at my best bud's house. He has a little kid sister. I was changing, and the door had cracked open without me noticing. I sneezed, and heard a "bless you." It was her, watching me change. FML.

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 3 August 2009 4:30

lol, im sorry its funny how u reply to his sneez while watching him change. well anways, thats his fault- he should close the door. since he didnt he let u watcha free show

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:40

Yep, just like all girls wearing a low top are asking for someone to grab their ****. Or all kids who like candy are asking for pedos to snatch them up. Or like all people who are raped were asking for it, every time. Ever thought maybe he didn't realize the door was still open?

Paige_Nicole10 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:32

your a freak, anyone that stares when someone is changing and they don't know that that person is watching is a freak. i mean im all for staring at man candy, but in a non creepy way, i mean if they doin a strip tease for you, major diffrence, but your major creepy im sure as hell glad you live all the way up in washington and i live on the gulf coast so i have about a 1 in a 999,999,999,999,999 chance of ever meeting you. well at least you like men so if i did meet you, there wouldn't be much of a chance in you peeping at me

djb23 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:34

FYL for having such good manners. Also, Paige_Nicole, a little harsh?

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:38

No, not really. You should see that what the OP and others have posted. "It's okay, his boxers were on!" "I'm 14 and he's 21." --- "It's okay, he was hot!" "Well he was totally asking for it since the door was open." "You're all losers who're just jealous because you didn't get to see!" And manners means you don't peep in the first place.

rockthe40oz 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:37

haha this made my day! I almost pissed myself when I read it People are being so rude Embarassing stuff like this happens to me all the time lol But not peeping on myy brothers friends. None of his friends are hot lol

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:42

It's rude in the first place to watch someone dress without their consent. No, beyond rude. It's freakish. If some pervert did it to you, bet you'd spazz too. Especially if they were 14 to your 21, and your friend's little sibling.

rockthe40oz 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:57

Man, can you atleast act like you have a sense of humor? This was funny. If I was in her shoes I'd be laughing too hard about how bad it looked top even care. Besides, who goes around getting naked at their friends houses when people are home? He sounds like the freak.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:19

The kind... who like not wearing the same clothes over and over? He spent the night, so he changed his clothes.

rockthe40oz 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:30

Yeah but most of us have the descency to close the door. Or is it normal to strip in full view of anyone passing by?

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:42

He didn't know she was coming, and probably didn't realize the door was open.

rockthe40oz 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:58

So your saying that if you saw a hot, naked woman ( I'm assuming your a man) That you wouldn't look? Don't be so rude to the poor girl for being a heterosexual female.

Starchild21 3

Monday 3 August 2009 6:02

the chick has no ****** manners tho. no we wouldnt just check the girl out because thats ******* awkward. not all guys are pigs. if she is hot then great, walk away and try and hit on her later on. rely on urself and ur personality/looks and not "omg i got great jackoff material".

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 6:03

I am a girl, and I would not look. It's called respect. It's rude in the first place TO look. Oh, nice one starchild, and good point.

girlygirl666 0

Monday 3 August 2009 17:14

DGW- well I would guess you wouldn't look, after all it's a guy- didn't you say you are a lesbian?

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:31

If I were a lesbian, I still wouldn't look. Like I said, it's called having manners. If you were thinking the lesbian thing would be an insult, by the way, you're wrong. I swing both ways~

girlygirl666 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:52

No, it was an observation(wrong?) that a lesbian wouldn't be inclined to look at a guy who was undressing. Not at all meant to be an insult.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 22:10

Ah, all right, and I can see where you got that, too. What I should have said was "does it mean I'm a lesbian" instead of "is it because I'm a lesbian." Sorry, my bad.