Miscellaneous: Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing...

By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Tension

By Anonymous - 06/04/2011 11:47 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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Bursting out

By Myth Confirmed - 26/10/2023 16:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I overheard my brother telling my son and his male cousins, who all think he's a cool uncle, that, "Only women can sneeze and fart at the same time." I decided to intervene, and gave him a scolding of a lifetime in front of them. Let's just say, I had to sneeze while in the middle of it. FML

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Foul

By Embarrassed - 20/01/2023 18:00

Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML

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jaxsk 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:12

Wow, you're a creep...

teek_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:13

You were a pervert and you complained that you got caught? You're a freak to the highest extent.

Comments

Starchild21 3

Monday 3 August 2009 6:49

look most guys have morals. just because u dont and u fantasize about op catching u change doesnt mean u can prove how degrading u are. ur prolly one of those guys that posts dick pictures on craigslist, thinking "well hey if my looks and personality dont help me find a girl, then i just need to drop my pants". dont give us guys a bad name. if u wanna be someone ur not be dtrtdrgdh or a dick, but please dont call urself a man

DeathShad0 1

Monday 3 August 2009 6:50

What kind of guy complains? I'd ******* complain. I don't want someone checking me out when I'm SUPPOSED to be having my privacy.

ayylash 0

Monday 3 August 2009 6:58

YDI for being ******* creepy... and for being a moron.

fMYYYlife 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:26

You shoulda been like ahahaaaa nice peckerr!!!

Imawhalerider 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:31

dame grey wolf has raped this comment board starchild a close second. get ****** lives

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 8:34

E-rape is my favourite kind of rape.

bmx5S5 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:31

CREEPER!!!!! u deserve it. its ur own fault! if u want to see that stuff just ask of hes a guy im sure hell say yes

fMYYYlife 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:33

to all the haters stop acting like u wouldn't have done the same thing!! everyones a little curious :)

Starchild21 3

Monday 3 August 2009 7:36

no just the ones that cant get any resort to peeping. other people actually rely on themselves and who they are to get what they want, and not get some ******* "jack off material". thats low

Iwannabetreo 11

Monday 3 August 2009 7:35

You're a freak. YDI

shaZamy 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:41

YDI for, you know, being a perv

oilerfan943 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:41

OP: FYL because you got caught doing what every person on this site would do if they had the opportunity. They will now respond to my comment denying they would do so, but they just have not been presented the opportunity. HOWEVER. YDI still for being a creep. The fact that anyone would does not make it less creepy. It just makes us all creeps. Goodnight.

Starchild21 3

Monday 3 August 2009 7:45

lol ur damn right ur gonna get a response. first of all i had opportunities before, mainly involving my best friends sister. but despite me considering her hot, i still gave her the fucken privacy. thats what this is all about, first its awkward and immoral, and second if u like the person and u get caught, wtf are u gonna say? and u suck ass for leaving right away lol

romaunts 0

Monday 3 August 2009 14:43

I've had plenty of chances and never peeped on either of my brothers' friends... or anyone else. Not as a kid, not in my early teens, and not now. You people who would, and have... obviously have problems.