Miscellaneous: Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing...

By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Tension

By Anonymous - 06/04/2011 11:47 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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Bursting out

By Myth Confirmed - 26/10/2023 16:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I overheard my brother telling my son and his male cousins, who all think he's a cool uncle, that, "Only women can sneeze and fart at the same time." I decided to intervene, and gave him a scolding of a lifetime in front of them. Let's just say, I had to sneeze while in the middle of it. FML

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Foul

By Embarrassed - 20/01/2023 18:00

Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML

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jaxsk 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:12

Wow, you're a creep...

teek_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:13

You were a pervert and you complained that you got caught? You're a freak to the highest extent.

Comments

orgthingy 2

Monday 3 August 2009 4:54

I'd actually allow any chick to watch me change my clothes, even though I'd prefer it if she took permission :P I mean, common, what's big deal? I understand why this guy called her a freak though...

jewelzgalore 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:54

ugh you're such a creeper!

dtrtdrgdh 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:56

I forgot to add, his dick looked nice in his boxer shorts!!! NOW WHAT!!

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:58

Lol, you're not winning any support like that, hope ya know. As you can see, the majority of the world that glances at FML says you're a creeper. I'm sure your family thinks so too~ And I'm also sure your parents don't care how nice he looked period c: Little girls can't play with nice dicks.

Firesprite2009 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:53

e.e I feel ashamed to be the same age as you. Honestly, he might have been hot, but didn't you consider his, or your brother's feelings in this? You're the reason most teenagers have a bad reputation. Spying on your brother's best friend is sick, on so many levels. I think telling him the door was open would have scored you more points. :/

rockthe40oz 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:59

Hahahahahahaha

Inoku 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:00

YDI for being rude and again for giving yourself away, but I think the guy overreacted. Yes, you were being a creeper, but if it was the first time, he should've just closed the door in your face and gotten over it.

dtrtdrgdh 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:01

LOL I don't care what people say on here. I'm not looking for support. My parents didn't even do anything. We all, my brothers friend included, had a good laugh about it over dinner. My "punishment" is to wash his car for him tomorrow. Big deal?

dtrtdrgdh 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:09

It was FML because I THOUGHT I was going to be in trouble. It was a few hours later before he got over it and said it was just weird that ANYONE was standing there watching. LOL hes okay now. He said I have to wait 4 years. :)