Miscellaneous: Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing...

By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Tension

By Anonymous - 06/04/2011 11:47 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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Bursting out

By Myth Confirmed - 26/10/2023 16:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I overheard my brother telling my son and his male cousins, who all think he's a cool uncle, that, "Only women can sneeze and fart at the same time." I decided to intervene, and gave him a scolding of a lifetime in front of them. Let's just say, I had to sneeze while in the middle of it. FML

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Foul

By Embarrassed - 20/01/2023 18:00

Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML

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jaxsk 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:12

Wow, you're a creep...

teek_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:13

You were a pervert and you complained that you got caught? You're a freak to the highest extent.

Comments

alkanechain 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:50

You know what? It's not okay when guys peek at girls changing, and it's not okay the other way around. Asshole.

kmgentil 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:51

OK ur obviously not hot because when he say u watching him he didnt take u into the room yo have sex, hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Starchild21 3

Monday 3 August 2009 5:52

lol thats what happens when ur born out of the ass. OP fails

colormefancy 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:56

LMFAO! Bless you.. then the guy slammed the door did he at least say thank you before he called you a freak? thats akward that he told your parents how would that conversation even go? Hey Your daughter was watching me change? How would you even respond to that.

kmgentil 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:57

ouch, i take big craps and that hurtz i cant imagine a baby comin out my ass

4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

Monday 3 August 2009 6:02

YDI, that is just creepy...

DeathShad0 1

Monday 3 August 2009 6:20

dtrtdrgdh , your a seriously ****** up person. Go get help. Probably going to grow up to be a serial killer.

Starchild21 3

Monday 3 August 2009 6:21

thats not op dude

DeathShad0 1

Monday 3 August 2009 6:36

I realize that now. I edited my post accordingly.

g00nie 0

Monday 3 August 2009 6:22

YDI and I think you know why

omgHAAAY 0

Monday 3 August 2009 6:31

dtrtdrgdh, i believe you that you're the OP because it wouldn't have the little badge on your comments if you weren't signed in when you submitted the FML. still creepy ;X &sucks that you got caught,loll but i can sooo see this happening to me X]

Starchild21 3

Monday 3 August 2009 6:32

woow the troll found a friend. oh goodie

omgHAAAY 0

Monday 3 August 2009 6:35

:) yessirrrr.

dg72592_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 6:32

not gonna lie thats a little creepy... catching a lil glimpse of somethin somethin as you walk by is one thing, full out STARING is on a whole different level...