Miscellaneous: Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing...

By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Tension

By Anonymous - 06/04/2011 11:47 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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Bursting out

By Myth Confirmed - 26/10/2023 16:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I overheard my brother telling my son and his male cousins, who all think he's a cool uncle, that, "Only women can sneeze and fart at the same time." I decided to intervene, and gave him a scolding of a lifetime in front of them. Let's just say, I had to sneeze while in the middle of it. FML

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Foul

By Embarrassed - 20/01/2023 18:00

Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML

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jaxsk 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:12

Wow, you're a creep...

teek_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:13

You were a pervert and you complained that you got caught? You're a freak to the highest extent.

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screaming_butter 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:15

Oh no you got caught watching someone change, gah you derseve it for being a perv!

dtrtdrgdh 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:15

he still had boxers and stuff on! not that weird. plus i'm fourteen and he's 21 so probably awkward for him?

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:30

I have something to tell you... I saw you the other night, dressing. I HAD to watch you, ur so hawt!!11 But you still had a bra and underwear on, okay!?! I AM NOT WEIRD, OKAY!?!? lol

straka88 1

Monday 3 August 2009 2:31

Well i'm 14 and i don't go spying on my 21 year old friend when she's changing. Its still kind of stupid for you to do it, no matter what age you are. Its still perverted. Theres a 7 year gap, so that would be as if a 7 year old was watching you change. I bet you'd be creeped out by that right? So you did kind of deserve it. What you didn't deserve was him telling your parents. If i were in the same situation i would've let you off with a warning. so YDI a little bit, but your life is still ******.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:36

No, she definitely deserved the telling, ESPECIALLY since he is an adult and she is 14. That is the /right/ thing to do. Letting off with a warning? She's NOT the seven year old, she is 14 and she should know better. Her parents need to be involved so they can teach her proper respect and manners, among a lot of other things. It's more than just age that makes it awkward, it's because you SPIED ON HIM CHANGING, firstly, and, as I've said many times before YOU ARE HIS BEST FRIEND'S LITTLE, UNDERAGED SISTER. There are tons of things about this that "awkward" just doesn't cut it for that poor guy.

Vilen1025 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:16

YDI for being a peeping tom

kbs123456789 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:21

YDI for beinga creepy voyeur

CrimsonImpact 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:22

You seriously spied on your brother's best friend as he changed? What are you, 12? If I caught anyone watching me change I would beat the piss out of them. How inconsiderate. Please grow up.

dtrtdrgdh 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:24

Ummmm. I'm pretty sure I said I was 14! and btw, **** YOU!!

CrimsonImpact 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:33

I think being 14 makes it worse.. Admitting to that doesn't help you.

romaunts 0

Monday 3 August 2009 5:14

No, **** /you/, dear. Or, at least, someone apparently needs to, so you're not spying on such older boys. You really /do/ need to grow up, honestly. Only a child or a creep would do something so half-brained. Really, did you think at /all/, during that situation? Use your brain, kid. It may not be fully developed, but it isn't absent!

seven_to_twelve 3

Monday 3 August 2009 2:24

Yeah, you're kind of creepy.

chipmunk95 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:28

eww you ******* creep

lmmmr 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:36

I'm really disgusted that so many girls think this is okay. I am a girl, and a feminist, and you're all ******* morons if you believe that this is okay.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:41

Psht, yeah, I have to agree with you there. I will admit, I am indeed a Grade A pervert, and maybe even a bit of a creep myself, but I know a thousand times better than to watch people change.