Miscellaneous: Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing...

By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Tension

By Anonymous - 06/04/2011 11:47 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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Bursting out

By Myth Confirmed - 26/10/2023 16:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I overheard my brother telling my son and his male cousins, who all think he's a cool uncle, that, "Only women can sneeze and fart at the same time." I decided to intervene, and gave him a scolding of a lifetime in front of them. Let's just say, I had to sneeze while in the middle of it. FML

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Foul

By Embarrassed - 20/01/2023 18:00

Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML

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jaxsk 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:12

Wow, you're a creep...

teek_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:13

You were a pervert and you complained that you got caught? You're a freak to the highest extent.

Comments

roundnproud 7

Monday 3 August 2009 2:44

Like #97 mentioned.. people who refer to themselves as "hot" are usually pretty pathetic human beings overall. Just throwing that out there. And I'm not saying that because I've been told I'm an ugly big thing and I'm jealous, no, lol What happened to having normal conversations with people, instead of creeping up to them nude in a towel.. I mean we all love what we see in ****, but that's not real life...

sweet_as_arsenic 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:45

I think that HE kind of had it coming for changing with the door open. who does that, especially when theyre not even at home? I'm just saying...

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:51

I'm willing to bet (like I said before) he didn't realize the door was open. After all, it says "partially open" -- that, and the fact he didn't notice her, tells me that the door was probably just cracked, just enough for it to be slammed anyway. Sometimes I think I close a door and it just comes open on its own. Could have happened. And ... you know... your comment's kind of like "she was raped because she was SO asking for it!" but I won't get into that since that's a long debate there, with many twists and turns and gray areas. Anyway, he was not asking to be watched. He was just careless. I'm sure he definitely didn't expect to be watched, anyway, especially by a little girl.

sweet_as_arsenic 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 3:28

dude, its not that hard to close the door and since when is rape okay? haha, and unless she was "raping him with her eyes", I dont really see how thats pertinent to this situation besides, I never said she was right, I just said he was dumb

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 22:04

I said the way you were basically saying it was his fault because he didn't realize the door was open was similar to someone blaming the victim for being raped. It's a stretch, yes. Ah, and she kinda WAS "raping him with her eyes" lol... And no, it's not hard to close a door, but it doesn't mean the door's going to close completely every time.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:48

Haha, yes exactly! Only try the stuff in **** when you actually got them on ya. But of course, since OP is fourteen and guy is 21, I seriously doubt he's going to hook up with her any time soon, even if she strutted around in a towel like a tr-- ahem. Even if she flirted casually with him.

ishirticapslock 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:54

OhmyGOD, he's super hot, right?! Okay, LET'S ALL GO CARE ABOUT HIM A LOT MORE THAN WE CARE ABOUT AVERAGE-LOOKING PEOPLE. YDI. But not because it's extremely creepy or because you're a perv. YDI because that's so disrespectful. Jesus Christ, the nerve of people these days....

crookedteeth 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:01

This is more EMBARASSING than a YDI or FML.

teeda 1

Monday 3 August 2009 3:06

Peepers are creepy...of any gender. I'm sure you've learned your lesson.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:11

I doubt it, if that one girl is really the OP. She's actually trying to defend herself lol

tab_ga1990 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:06

Yeah deserved it for peeping. I have yet to understand why everyone is calling her a freak. If they saw something that attracted him like that guy did, then you would look at it. Most people do have stairing problem. Everyonen does it though, specially when a guy sees a girl with a nice ass/**** what ever they are going to look. If they saw her changing are they just going to say OH she is changing no they are going to look. Same with that girl she saw the guy changing and looked. Maybe she shouldn't of stayed there for so long to get caught. But when something catches someones eye. They are going to look.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:10

No, sorry, I avert my eyes like well-mannered people do.

zee209 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:15

I also avert my eyes. It's called respect, and also, don't do something to others that you wouldn't like done to you.

iJack 0

Monday 3 August 2009 22:56

If it was a friend, i would of walked by and coughed, loudly.

hubblejubble23 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:11

you are a creep

irrelevantxx 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:13

You're a dumbass, what the ****'?

sarahvalasco 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:15

The double standards some chicks have on this page is insulting to the entire female population. I mean, they justify it with "it's okay, because he was hot" or "I would have done the same thing." What if you immature brother's best friend was watching you will you changed? I am now embarrassed to be a part of the female population...

zee209 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:24

I'm a girl, and I don't feel that way. I think it was wrong, rude, and disrespectful of her to do it. It doesn't matter if he was hot, either. People deserve their privacy.