Intimacy: Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked...

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By Bleached_Eyes - 02/04/2018 00:00 - United States - Pikesville

Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 12:43 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML

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Rude awakening

By Alex - 22/02/2022 00:01

Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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That sucks

By funnyERstory - 23/11/2016 04:31 - United States - Houston

Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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tldrDL 11

Sunday 30 August 2015 15:33

*looks at location* yeah, exactly.

19990231 29

Sunday 30 August 2015 15:35

Was he cleaning inside the closet?

Comments

bris_63 18

Sunday 30 August 2015 23:49

Well I guess they did give a "heads up"

acrochick27 15

Sunday 30 August 2015 23:53

If he's your brother and it was your cousin..isn't it his cousin too?...just...ew

Krypt1c 11

Monday 31 August 2015 0:08

I've heard some ****** up shit but this tops it

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 31 August 2015 0:11

Incest, fun for the whole family.

sohigh10 34

Monday 31 August 2015 0:51

that's hot

coolbeansbruh 13

Monday 31 August 2015 1:19

wtf. thats sick. its incest you idiot!!!

Lars93 18

Monday 31 August 2015 1:34

gay incest ?

dansco 24

Monday 31 August 2015 1:54

So you now know he's gay and likes to keep it in the family lol

One_Way 43

Monday 31 August 2015 2:02

Your life doesn't suck, OP. Your brother does.

samthompson 12

Monday 31 August 2015 2:21

oh my god.

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Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

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