By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg

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Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
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19990231 29

Was he cleaning inside the closet?

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Vlen_fml 20

it varies by state but most of the USA allows you to marry your second cousin, some even your first cousin once removed (your parent's cousin/the kid of your first cousin).

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Vlen_fml 20

actually it depends on how closely you're related, most of the world doesn't consider second cousins incest and some even allow first cousins once removed

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TabooSushi 24

This is why you KNOCK FIRST. And not that "knock and enter" bullcrap that parents are so fond of doing. Knock and WAIT until you gain permission to enter.

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pixierara 28

Wow, good job West Virginia. Proving your stereotype must be nice.

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