Miscellaneous: Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my... - FML

By Argh - 03/11/2013 20:18 - France - Saivres

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By LockedOut - 25/07/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By burning balls of fuck this - 25/02/2013 22:30 - United States - Oakton

Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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Boopycat 15

Monday 4 November 2013 2:30

How does one **** up that badly?

kotana191 8

Monday 4 November 2013 2:29

I guess all you can do is try to get in whichever one that will cause the least amount of damage to break into:/

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worldclassrager 39

Monday 4 November 2013 4:27

Roadside assistance to the rescue! Did you check for an open window?

perdix 29

Monday 4 November 2013 4:33

Maybe your dad has them -- did you just play a "friendly prank" on him?

stereotype101 7

Monday 4 November 2013 4:38

The most important thing. You have your phone. Can you connect to your wifi from outside?

FrankHotpants 31

Monday 4 November 2013 4:45

This is why I'm glad my car won't let me do that.

cnparks1990 9

Monday 4 November 2013 5:04

pick the lock

JhovannyA 7

Monday 4 November 2013 5:08

You live alone? Does anyone have keys to help you into the house? If no, call the locksmith and receive help. I know people forget things but this is a first for me to hear this.

nopasanada 3

Monday 4 November 2013 5:21

i think the question is who keeps their house keys and car keys in different keychains?????

LA_Barbie 11

Monday 4 November 2013 11:27

Exactly what I was wondering!

nyellow 6

Monday 4 November 2013 6:01

Break a window

Haileyweber 4

Monday 4 November 2013 6:13

how exactly would this even happen?

hobojo69 23

Monday 4 November 2013 6:54

Well at least you have your phone to post this fml lol... Maybe try putting down the phone and trying to fix your problem lol

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