By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:58 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
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perdix 29

"You don't know you're pitiful."

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1DLover74 6

>:( I'm a directioner!! But hey, at least you know some lyrics!

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dan_in_wi 12

that's what you get for "almost" subjecting your daughter to that garbage

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iloveCS8 11

Every one has their own taste in music, you don't need to call it garbage just because it doesn't suit your music taste. OPS daughter should be able to listen to the music SHE likes and not what her mom wants her to listen to

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TheOath 12

One direction is the wrong direction.

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SashaPierterse 8

One Direction is just so irresistible

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SoylentCandycorn 10

They do absolutely nothing for me, and I've been known to sit through a LOT of crap if I found one of the people involved attractive.

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SashaPierterse 8

...it was a joke. Jesus Christ people.

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jarockstar27 10

Ive been there OP! Sorry for the buglers douchebaggery

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jesustitts 20

I'm not really sure what buglers have to do with this FML. They may be musicians but they didn't do anything to OP.

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booksandshadows 10

I dont think she was talking about the "musicians". I believe she references burglary as in the morons who stole the poster.

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jesustitts 20

I know exactly what she meant but maybe next time she should learn to spell. She said buglers instead of burglars, which is why I made the joke. Big difference.

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xH4llucin4teDx 9

Has anyone considered the possibility that whoever broke into the car may be a hater of 1D as well? Perhaps they saw the poster, believed the owner of the vehicle is a 1D fan, then decided to damage and break into the car purposefully and "stole" the poster to burn it or something?

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jesustitts 20

That doesn't make it any better. They could have skipped the criminal act and left a note informing them of the prank someone must be pulling on them. (Even if it wasn't a prank) because now they have a shitty poster, and they've committed a crime by breaking the window of someone's car. They better hope that $11 poster is worth the possible punishment they'll receive when or if they get caught.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

That's still pretty pathetic. I hate One Direction and think they represent everything that's wrong with fame and music today, but I'm not going to smash into someone's car to destroy some random little girl's personal property. That's just ridiculously petty and vindictive.

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Angelcakes310 3

Good point. Everybody's arguing on here about Directioners and bad mouthing them but there's nothing on here about Directionators...

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Probably because Directionater is probably one of the most stupid words in existence. If you're so rabidly obsessed with something that you make up names for people who make fun of it....

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The_F3rris 11

Children of the corn man.

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Megan98 18

To be honest I actually like one direction, but that is taking it way too far. Why would someone make damages to someone else's vehicle for a cheap little poster?

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