Animals: Today, my cat decided to hide in the garbage can so he could... - FML

By LyraAlluse - 18/05/2014 23:35 - United States - Chandler

Today, my cat decided to hide in the garbage can so he could get a free trip outside, but was too fat to climb all of the way inside of it. He got stuck half-way in. It took me ten minutes to get him out. FML

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LyraAlluse 25

Monday 19 May 2014 14:54

He got stuck in one of those oddly shaped bathroom trashcans. And it was his tail end that got stuck, so he was sticking out of the trashcan like a jack-in-the-box. Because the can was oddly shaped it was hard to figure out how to get the cat free and make it as humane as possible. Also, the cat kept trying to roll around in the trash can because he thought it would help. My cat isn't the brightest crayon in the package but he is pretty funny.

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MACARONInCHEESE 10

Monday 19 May 2014 7:56

If it fits it sits

TabooSushi 24

Monday 19 May 2014 7:58

... The only thing that surprised me about this is that it took that long to get him out. How did that happen? If he was only halfway in, I'd think you could just grab him and lift him out. Or gently tip over the can and dump him out.

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v8nick97 11

Monday 19 May 2014 14:53

Considering the size of most garbage cans, that must be one fat cat

EuphoricSadness 18

Monday 19 May 2014 16:34

That actually sounds kind of cute, probably had to bathe it though since it was stuck in the trash

liketenpandas 6

Monday 19 May 2014 16:50

then don't get one... no need to voice an unneeded opinion here. if. don't like cats then don't open an fml about one.

PurelyCanadian 18

Monday 19 May 2014 17:13

If it fits, I sits.

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 19 May 2014 17:15

And cats hate stupid assholes like you.

titoski 5

Monday 19 May 2014 17:40

Garfield?

Nat52482 25

Monday 19 May 2014 19:20

If I fits, I sits

kelsorg 21

Monday 19 May 2014 21:46

fat cats can be pretty agile though lol. its the funniest thing to watch a plump kitty making its way up a tree.

smokecloud_ 37

Friday 23 May 2014 8:52

Watching my obese cat chase the red laser dot in circles is the funniest thing in the world. Despite being horribly overweight, that fat bastard can move.

AxNxNxIxEx12 7

Tuesday 20 May 2014 0:46

Omg ten whole minutes?!?!?

LittleLambii 24

Tuesday 20 May 2014 1:00

Did everyone miss the fact this the cat was too fat to climb into the trash?

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