Animals: Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get... - FML

By catlady - 01/03/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML

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By DeadlyKitten - 20/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 14:41 - Australia - Edgecliff

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

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Smack my bitch up

By Anonymous - 02/06/2023 01:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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Get back here!

By catgirl911 - 13/10/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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Scaredy cat

By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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Goddamn cat!

By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Monsey

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML

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Lick_yer_face 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:09

Upload naked photos of yourself to the internet? j/k Just be glad it's only two months I say! A girl hasn't seen me naked since... years. T_T **** my life. :-P

allie2590 31

Monday 2 March 2009 2:22

Oh my god, it's a cat. Cats always do that.

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neonoodle 0

Monday 2 March 2009 19:58

yeah, 2 months? Big F'ing deal?

nicholai 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 6:29

Men don't like to go to pity parties. You're doing yourself a disservice.

naiveprophet 15

Tuesday 3 March 2009 7:32

hhahaha, that's cute. not really a FML, though, more of a funny anecdote

iivs 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 19:42

I think 2 or 3 years for me

Vonnick 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:25

Perhaps you could get it on with the cat and put it on YouTube under "Yiffing".

ToastedOats 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 10:54

Oh whaa, two damned months. Big deal. Women are so vain. I broke up with my GF last July and the only naked women I've seen were at a strip club on a lacrosse team trip.

wheels 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 18:42

lol that's funny the way you think..

Tenma_Hakase 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:17

You're an idiot if you think this is really a FML.

Tikal_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 18:56

Hehe, it's funny how the cat reacted. Think nothing of it though. ;)

savesam 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:09

offensive. haha.

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