Animals: Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get... - FML

By catlady - 01/03/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML

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By DeadlyKitten - 20/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 14:41 - Australia - Edgecliff

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

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Smack my bitch up

By Anonymous - 02/06/2023 01:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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Get back here!

By catgirl911 - 13/10/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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Scaredy cat

By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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Goddamn cat!

By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Monsey

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML

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Top comments

Lick_yer_face 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:09

Upload naked photos of yourself to the internet? j/k Just be glad it's only two months I say! A girl hasn't seen me naked since... years. T_T **** my life. :-P

allie2590 31

Monday 2 March 2009 2:22

Oh my god, it's a cat. Cats always do that.

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iceroyalty1984 14

Monday 9 March 2009 6:46

#19 Prison? Explain. And also, I feel your pain, honey. My cat rejects me all the time *sigh* Don't listen to all the people who live in the computer and don't have people see them naked for years. Go out and wear something low cut!

potterfreak0515 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:45

If you're honestly upset about that, you have serious issues.

poopy910 8

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:12

calm down cats dont really care u do realize that right? they dont know basically that ur naked loldont worry, she probably hear something

BEB131 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 22:30

WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK OF YOUR CAT THAT WAY?!

metalxhack 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 11:25

Welcome to my life. haha :-)

CherryBomb17 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 17:05

yeah cats just don't like the sound of running water and the steam that builds up, i'm sure you look great naked :) and shadowbird – stfu, i'm sure that's exactly what this person wants to hear. don't be an ass just for the sake of it.

konekohotaru 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:09

Don't lock the cat in the bathroom, then.

Rose719 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 22:44

Don't take it personally, your cat just wanted to leave the room. Cats generally hate water, so it probably got too humid in the room for him once you turned the shower on.

BRp4e 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 7:37

probably wanted out because A) cats dont like to be stuck in a room especially one with with a bath tub in it B) maybe cause your cat doesnt wanna be in the same room with an ugly naked chick

Somebody52 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:31

Um, shower=water. Cats=hatred of water. Shower=water splash on cat. Waterspash on cat=angry cat. That help you out a little?

runepop 0

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