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By awesome - 05/01/2012 17:13 - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML
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Keyman1212 14

We're reading the calendar upside-down, it ends in 5015.

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MyLifesAParadox 0

Spray paint it pink and hang red ornaments :D

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lenamartinovic 13

Well I celebrate my Xmas on Saturday, soo... Merry Christmas!

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flockz 19

b-"baby that sex was epic!" g-"yep i'm still a virgin."

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RawrzIIshScareh 0

Omg so freaking funny.

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MySpleenItches 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no.

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luccmon 6

So are you disabled or just lazy? Or wait, maybe you don't have a vehicle to transport, my mistake. Go cut one down next time.

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imaa_hustler 0

Why cut a tree down when you can buy a artificial one? It's a waste of money to buy a real tree because you only can use it one time. You can use artificial trees for as long as you want! Anyway, it's better for the environment if you just buy a fake one.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Better yet, if possible grow one! Sure, it'll be outside, but that's where trees are supposed to be anyway. Trim down some branches and make a little one (or several) to decorate the house with. That way you get the real pine tree smell, save money, and save the environment!

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