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By awesome - 05/01/2012 17:13 - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 20:49 - United States

Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML

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Wind? Thief? Hit and run?

By Where is My Tree? - 28/02/2025 03:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML

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By Project-Mayhem - 02/12/2009 10:57 - United States

Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By Nose Numb - 30/11/2014 20:24 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, my family bought a real Christmas tree instead of using our old fake one. Today, I also found out I'm allergic to Christmas trees. My family won't get rid of it because they paid so much for it and intend to "get their money's worth". FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Username - 23/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

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By ertyo - 24/12/2016 15:28 - Romania - Oradea

Today, it's Christmas Eve. I was the happiest ever realizing that all the bills are paid, all the presents are bought, all the food is ready, and I still have some money left. This my biggest accomplishment so far as a young adult. Until I realized I don't have a tree. Adulting is hard. FML

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Artificial tree meets natural predators

By Anonymous - 08/12/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I pulled my Christmas tree out of my mother-in-law's garage, only to find out rats had ruined all the lights. The tree cost $2600. FML

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Christmas Chaos

By shaggyberaddy - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

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bn326160 13

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:37

Better late than never ^^

Keyman1212 14

Thursday 5 January 2012 22:59

We're reading the calendar upside-down, it ends in 5015.

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Dan1015 5

Friday 6 January 2012 1:08

That is hilarious! XD

traviemojo 0

Friday 6 January 2012 1:14

Santa was to busy eating the cookies then delivering your tree

supercrack11 1

Friday 6 January 2012 1:24

Ethiopian Christmas is on Saturday the 7th i think "merry Christmas";)

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 6 January 2012 1:27

See and did it hurt you to not have a tree? We never have one. It's over rated and a gimmic to make you think you need one. I'm so glad I dont put a tree up.

ShAdow7mcNugGet 7

Friday 6 January 2012 1:44

Just in time!!!

clutz123 5

Friday 6 January 2012 2:20

why didn't you got to a christmas tree lot?

moonbunnie14 3

Friday 6 January 2012 2:55

Aw well at least you are ready for next christmas! Or heck, put it up now and decorate it for all the other holidays. :)

SamLiveFree_77 9

Friday 6 January 2012 3:02

46- And who is this "guy" if I may ask?

iqrashakoorx 0

Friday 6 January 2012 3:11

Save it for next year then you'll have it on time

N3766 20

Friday 6 January 2012 11:46

97, how bout this year?

vturbz91 0

Friday 6 January 2012 3:15

Aha that sucks, that happen to me with a gift for my brother just arrived on Tuesday

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