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By shaggyberaddy - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
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Merry Christmas!
That's exactly what I was going to say!!!!
Valentine's Day Tree!
That's why you go get a REAL tree. Or, if you really can't stand it-walk into a store and BUY ONE. Who orders a tree online?
My family also orders a tree online. The area where we live does not have good trees; they often come with spiders and other insects and do not have sturdy branches. We enjoy having a real tree because of the smell and because it is a family tradition. In addition, my mother is disabled and my father works a lot, so ordering a tree online is the best way for us to enjoy a real tree without the possibility of my mother hurting herself further. That's why MY family orders our tree online. I'm sure there are many other families with other excellent reasons.
Just keep it up all year thats what I do but mine is only about a foot and a half
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Better late than never ^^
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