By Iknoweverything - 22/12/2012 08:06 - United States - Mankato

Today, my co-worker had a bad cold that stuffed up his ears and nose. This wouldn't have been a problem, except that he believed his farts were silent and scentless. They were so vile, they could have killed a horse. FML
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seandoc 13

I don't think I've ever heard a fart described into so much detail before.

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Randomxnp 10

This is an old joke, and wasn't a very good one when Noah told it.

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Metallica36176 16

"He believed his farts were silent and scentless..." My ass, he could be the best troll ever and you wouldn't know. Good luck!

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klovemachine 24

Farts are supposed to stink, not smell like a bed of roses :D

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munchly 17

Obviously they couldn't kill a horse, because you're alive to tell the story :-)

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mikeymayhem_87 15

You could shove a bottle of DayQuil up his butt. Plug the gas in and take care of that cold in one go! It's win-win!

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Well that's…creative…

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phatdaddy62 23

I like it when I wrote the ones that smell like a dead horse.

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protoskore 27

This would be more believable if it didn't echo an old joke about the old lady with the sinus problem.

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gantoman 13

If what is said in the discription of the farts is true, then lighting a match might burn the whole office.

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buckdharma 37

He thought that his farts were scentless and silent As the tuba played a concerto so violent

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