By war_monkey - 10/04/2014 12:20 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML
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war_monkey 6

It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.

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chrisbreastr0kr 11

Speak in 3rd person and threaten him this way. "-you- is currently plotting your murder. -you- is thinking that Jeff may never wake up."

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sampireweekend 2

you sure that's not Dwight and you're not Jim?

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Justy101 23

True, but it would be Jim pissing off Dwight.

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alexowitz 8

Start doing it for yourself. I bet anything he'll get annoyed and stop himself :P

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onorexveritas 23

as annoying as that seems, its funny too

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MissBehavin77 18

I have to sit by a very obnoxious moron at work too so I really sympathize with this one. That sucks

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Amanyyyyyy 29

If you can't beat em, join em!

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