Work: Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only... - FML

By war_monkey - 10/04/2014 12:20 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML

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war_monkey 6

Friday 11 April 2014 0:55

It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.

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laurenasabutton 26

Thursday 10 April 2014 19:17

"Jeff just got punched in the face"

CueTheMusic 22

Thursday 10 April 2014 19:18

"Jeff has a sudden pain in the crotch"

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byEyecandy 10

Friday 11 April 2014 0:44

He must play a lot of San Andreas Multi-player

Vlortch_fml 6

Friday 11 April 2014 0:50

He must have watched "Stranger than fiction" (with Will Ferrell) the night before ! Watch the trailer :)

war_monkey 6

Friday 11 April 2014 0:55

It started on april fools with some very lame joke and he has decided to carry on with it and screw around. Thanks for all of the funny comments and yes, I wanted to punch jeff in the face. He has stopped and I showed him the published FML, XD.

rocker_chick23 27

Friday 11 April 2014 1:25

Glad he finally stopped.

HeyTherexxx 21

Friday 11 April 2014 3:13

That was a funny prank. :) At least he finally stopped though.

war_monkey 6

Friday 11 April 2014 14:01

Actually this was not the prank....it stemmed from it but this was the result

discord666 3

Saturday 12 April 2014 4:09

but did you punched him??

AmexBlack 24

Monday 14 April 2014 21:47

OP in showing Jeff the published FML, id say you definitely got the last laugh :)

Uglyfeet 23

Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:10

Hey Jeff, you deserve that FML

emily4040 18

Tuesday 13 May 2014 1:23

Emily thinks Jeff deserved this getting published

TheReader0996 10

Friday 11 April 2014 0:59

I modded this! :)

war_monkey 6

Friday 11 April 2014 1:02

Thanks :)

inbredlefthand 10

Friday 11 April 2014 1:38

These comments are killing me. lol

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 11 April 2014 2:29

I'm sure that you have heard the saying " You can't fix stupid"

iAshelle 11

Friday 11 April 2014 2:31

That is annoying.

tuffykat 8

Friday 11 April 2014 2:42

start narrating everything you do also..fight fire with fire! even say aloud what you think - even thoughts about jeff!

xmlguy 14

Friday 11 April 2014 2:56

Only ever refer to him as The Jeffster, or El Jefferino. Maybe them he'll see how annoying it is.

EscobedoJuan12 3

Friday 11 April 2014 3:21

"Jeff is no longer with us"

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