Health: Today, my coach held a BBQ for the whole team. He told us to...

By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 22:24 - United States

Today, my coach held a BBQ for the whole team. He told us to eat up, because we wouldn't be working out today. He lied. After eating the equivalent of a Thanksgiving dinner, we had to do team relays. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 22:00

Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2013 18:39 - United States - East Northport

Today, at soccer tryouts, the coach made us run the entire practice. I ran the whole two hours ahead of everyone. When the tryout ended, I vomited due to dehydration. I didn't make the team. The coach's reasoning: "Only the weak throw up". FML

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By Sam - 30/10/2008 14:51 - Canada

Today, I had a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months worth of work file helped make the best sausages I've ever cooked. FML

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By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By jj - 07/11/2014 05:47 - Australia - Windermere Park

Today, I was sick and had soccer trials on the same day. At the soccer trials, the coach called me over and told me I was doing really good and to keep it up. I said thanks and vomited on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2013 17:28 - United States - Dell Rapids

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

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By bhnja_ - 18/04/2013 20:34 - Philippines - Mandaue

Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML

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Cooked out

By Anonymous - 22/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I got invited to a cookout. The host apologized as I got there because the hamburger meat had gone bad, and all they had were hot dogs, which I can't eat because they give me the runs. It was either that or starve, because I don't get paid until tomorrow. I wrote this on my ninth trip to the can this evening. FML

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By blue. - 19/05/2011 23:32

Today, I'm the coach of a football team. To celebrate winning a game, they poured a cooler of blue Gatorade over my head. This would've been great, if not for the fact that I'm highly allergic to blue food dye. FML

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karatekid97 17

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:50

To get him back I would've thrown up all over him and/or his car.

omfg_creepers 8

Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:51

ITS A TRAP!!!

Comments

AkatsukiJonny 10

Tuesday 5 March 2013 2:28

College football practice? My friend told me a story very similar to that from when he was in college on the football team.

xs4u 13

Tuesday 5 March 2013 2:42

are you sure he is a certified coach? working out after a heavy meal couls lead to serious complications... that guy endangered u all...

mackischillin 5

Tuesday 5 March 2013 3:16

Yes, because eating a lot of good and then running relays could cause serious injuries or even death! Yeah no.

andyyroxx 20

Tuesday 5 March 2013 5:45

40- Are you stupid? It can, you obviously don't know **** all about what you're saying.

junkman6 22

Tuesday 5 March 2013 6:00

Yeah bro this one time I heard a story about my sisters boyfriends cousin who died cuz he ran after eating!!!! Don't mind that coaches and the military have been using this method of training to toughen the mind and body for decades.

guitarman1400 3

Tuesday 5 March 2013 7:04

#40 you are either a troll or a dumbass who has never intensely worked out with a full stomach. Having a full stomach of undigested food(especially meat) is like a huge rock in your stomach, and you can imagine what throwing a rock into a dryer would do. If the conditions are right it can cause serious complications and although it may be rare even death. The heart can be most affected because a lot of the body's blood and energy are focusing on digesting the food so doing intense cardio can really screw with the heart on a full stomach.

Hamz1989 13

Tuesday 5 March 2013 3:45

Go ahead and work out then voluntarily puke on that a***hole of a coach.

YepThatsMeee 23

Tuesday 5 March 2013 4:09

I would have just walked off. And unless you're all *******, others would have followed. Mean, lying coaches don't deserve respect - especially as working out after a full meal is a really bad idea.