By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 23:45 - United States

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Today, my cousin and his fiancée took me to my first strip club experience. One of the strippers came over and danced for me. She pulled her thong string out and I tried to place the dollar in it with my mouth. I missed, to which she said "Put it in there, retard." FML
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yazmi_09 3

lol! why didn't you just put it in with your hand? or were you trying to floss?

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Mirorbo 26

Don't. Put. The. Money. In. Your. Mouth!! This is twice this week I've had to say this! Club Etiquette 101 people! It's rude and unsanitary.

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katiewsl 0

strippers are supposed to like u or at least pretend to....geuss u must be pretty retarded

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JokeMeister 0

babysteps bro babysteps

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KingCeltic77 18

His fiancé came! That's a lucky guy.

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