Animals: Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to...

By RC - 25/10/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML

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xshyguyx 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 8:40

that is kinda funny but you could have just played it off like there was someone else you were talking to, it's not like he would know

JassyJas 2

Sunday 25 October 2009 8:53

Today, i was walking at the pier. Some lady asked about the view. Im blind. FML

Comments

Witchcraft_fml 4

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:30

*facepalm*

dunyone1 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 23:33

"Today, i was at a boardwalk. Someone came up to me and said " great view, isn't it? " I'm blind and i have a seeing dog. FML"

FarSide 22

Monday 26 October 2009 2:12

Nice comment dumbass.

L0VEPiNK07 0

Monday 26 October 2009 4:37

why would he assume it's a seeing eye dog even if he did notice the dog? at least he was nice, though.

DieterDerBlau 0

Monday 26 October 2009 11:04

All I can do is friggin LAUGH..... LMAO... Thanks yo. I needed that one!!!

DocHolliday_fml 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 19:02

Let me speak for everyone here: We believe you, really we do....because, you know, it's so believable. Not fabricated irony. No, that's for OTHER people. This is just real, we know it.

thommo00 0

Monday 9 November 2009 23:43

damnnnnn unlucky, but there's been like a million different FMLs that relate to this

MyKillz 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 11:05

F his life, not yours!

Secret_Fire_King 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:55

Really? Doesn't seem that funny to me.. but of course, I actually have a soul.. but, then again, I can't really speak, 'cause I've kinda done this before.. My mom's bf was driving me to a football game in the small, empty town of Wallumbilla.. We wound down the window to ask an elderly woman walking her dog, for some directions.. "Can you help us find the football field?" *looks confused and points to the empty field on her left* "No, I have to get to a football game.. Are there any other fields around?" *points back/right* "Thank-you.." --- --- --- "Was she blind?" "Yeah.."