Kids: Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the...

By SomeDJ - 12/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

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Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit for the week. So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times. She's only been here for a half hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 13:32 - Singapore

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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By fired - 27/06/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML

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FlaminYawn 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:47

My dick cost a late night fee, your dick got the HIV

cherlana32 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:33

I love that song!

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swimtilyoudrown 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 14:20

Ouch. But the song is awesome so I kinda understand why your cousin won't stop singing.

itschris 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 14:22

Ydi for having that song on your iPod that song is retarted lOl I imagine her singing it in front of her mom ; good luck W| that. And fyl cause my lil sister takes my iPod w| out me knowing and listen to ALL THE MUSIC.

ah_09 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 14:23

ydi for listening to a song called my dick. especially while there`s a four year old there. should have just paused it while you want to the bathroom. poor kid.

carrots38 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 14:32

ydi for listening to that crap, and just get another song stuck in her head, 4 year olds forget about things quickly

flying_vegan 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 14:43

YDI for liking Mickey Avalon.

AntiChrist7 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 14:48

1) it's a worthless song 2) never leave stuff like that with little children, they usually break it

RogueDude 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 14:49

hahaha.. i just had to sign up for an account just to comment on this! seriously YDI! but i do find the song pretty funny, i had just downloaded it a few days ago as a matter of fact..

epicwinmaster 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 15:26

seriously... if you have those kinds of songs on your ipod, why would you leave it around little kids? ps YDI for having an ipod shuffle

_Underscore 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 18:29

He said he left his iPod on shuffle mode. That's not the same as an iPod Shuffle. But I agree, OP was stupid to put it on shuffle with a little kid there. YDI.

EKKM 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 15:30

So you left your 4 year old cousin alone and something inappropriate happened so you leave her alone again to post on FML. YDI for not learning your lesson.