By Aly - 15/08/2013 07:10 - United States - Ontario

Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML
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kaybee41906 13

I hate this notion of breaking a "record" with regard to how long you've been a vegetarian. Just because you screwed up once, it doesn't negate all the good you did by being a vegetarian for 7 years. Don't feel bad OP, accidents happen.

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EVILREDINSOMN1A 6

You mean you've been vegetarian for less than a morning

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JokersHQ 21

I agree that the situation sucks because you cousin should have looked out for you but honestly if you were too drunk to know what you were eating the you shouldn't have been eating it.

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worldclassrager 39

If I were him I wouldn't have said a word...keep that underground...

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iwadasn 32

If you got so drunk that you didn't even know what you were eating, you have no one to blame but yourself.

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mulumequitem 6

Deal with it, you probably need the protein. Plus it tastes better than that tofu and soybean shit.

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tj4234 35

This really bugs me when people say this. Vegetarians (provided they have a balanced diet) get enough protein and are generally as healthy, if not more healthy than meat eaters. In fact, most meat eaters probably eat too much protein as the amount you use is actually very small (i forget the exact amount, but it's something like 1g per kg of muscle or something).

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Mifflicious 18

True that, and the amount of meat you should eat daily isn't that high - people it too much meat nowadays. But noo, you can't say anything about that because then someone will go all "BACON IS GOOD I LOVE MY MEAT MMMM DEAD COW PUSSY VEGETABLE EATER".

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thepersephone666 11

There's actually alot of soy things that taste bomb, and they are all loaded with protein and good things for you

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