By Aly - 15/08/2013 07:10 - United States - Ontario

Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML
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Axel5238 29

That sucks, but it's only a slip. Just be glad if that's the worst thing you do while drunk. Also since you didn't even notice you might want to lay off drinking for a while.

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DWynter 11

How drunk do you have to be to think chicken is cheese? Oh, well, not much of a friend, in my opinion. I have several vegetarian friends, and I would never do that. As for you personally, I understand you're upset, but it was a minor slip, so I think your record is still clean.

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AG1216 18

Just "start over", i know its feels terrible for us vegetarians when we believe theirs no meat but there is. And maybe next time dont get so drunk? And check before you eat something?

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azhang1066 12

Maybe just take the hint that your true self is when you are drunk so you should realize the value of meat and stop being a silly vegetarian. Meat is good for you.

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askingandy 23

Could you not be an ignorant little shit?

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Yakostovian 18

Just because someone is a vegetarian does not make them silly. Judge a person as silly if they wear crocs or something.

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EffyFails 18

being a vegetarian isn't silly, sorry but there are various reasons why someone would want to be a vegetarian such as they might simply just not like the taste or the idea of eating something that's dead. Why eat something you don't like. Although I think they kinda deserve this one.

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TheAngryPrincess 3

Chicken is good. I couldn't be a vegetarian. I like burgers and chicken.

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coversquirrel 8

Its okay. Chances are it wasnt actually chicken. Maybe horse but not chicken.

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andyxagony 6

At least you could stay for 7 years. I lasted 3

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10showgirl 16

You didn't once question why it was especially tasty?

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NodakN8V 25

Better than a fortune cookie telling you that wasn't chicken you ate...

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Raum 19

I hope you're feeling alright, OP. My girlfriend is vegetarian, and some asshat slipped her some meat one time because he thought it would be "funny" and she got sick. I hope the same didn't happen to you. Try not to feel bad about what happened, you obviously didn't do it on purpose.

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