By Aly - 15/08/2013 07:10 - United States - Ontario

Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML
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154rct 7

If your a vegan, why do you eat cheese?

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Isa_fml 20

Vegetarian, dumbass. Read the post.

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geko911 22

125 - Did you try to reference IRobot or is it just me?

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Roskie 16

#101 I'm not going to address the accuracy of your comment, because I really don't know, but I will say that horse meat is no more vegetarian than chicken, so I don't really see the relevance.

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magaliwoodrock 19

You know stuff happens, it doesn't mean you're no longer vegetarian as long as you try your best that it won't happen again.

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tehdarkness 21

The only thing dumber than a vegetarian is a drunk vegetarian.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You didn't kill the chicken yourself. It was dead when you got there.

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Euronymous93 29

Yeah, it's not like you're preventing the murder of animals for food. If you don't eat meat, someone else will. Quit torturing yourself and eat some meat, OP. YDI

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Lawlipop07 13

#141 and #143, Even if you don't kill it yourself, you're supporting the people who do it for you. It's supply and demand. The less people buy meat, the less meat that needs to be provided.

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thepersephone666 11

You guys should watch some videos about where your meat comes from and how they house and treat the animals, you'll change your minds real fast

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deathfyre8 13

YDI for being vegetarian.

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xs4u 13

get over it drama queen. life goes on. no one really gives a rat's ass

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MarblesZA 1

Don't worry, Not all cheese is vegetarian as many use animal rennet.

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