By frmitalywithlove - 11/01/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, my coworker thought it would be funny to throw my keys up onto the top shelf in storage. I'm 4'10. FML
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SARSvirus79 0

So you're fun-sized? :-P Your coworker sounds like a douche.

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seven_to_twelve 3

I feel your pain. I am only a single inch taller than you, and in my apartment are a few shelves I can't reach.

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evybeth 0

im a shorty too... i feel ur pain >_< hehe

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Draminicaus 0

there's nothing wrong with being short. lol I'm a decently-sized dude. It's not that special. lol

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maybaybe 0

I agree with #6, head butt that douche bag in the balls! Then when you get your keys back, key his car... If you're really angry.

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UpsidedownKayak 9

Really? Key his car? Over a small prank? OP don't listen to #19. Causing damage to a car over a something silly as him throwing keys up on the top shelf is just ridiculous.

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underguarded 20

This is where the skill of stilt walking comes into play.

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sux2Bmeeh 0

aww that sucks .. lol I'm short too haha , grab a chair or something :)

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LoveMySoldier82 0

Grab a good looking tall guy. Then ask him to get your keys haha

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dnljcbsn 0

awa you r ok just a little jk buy can you ride the rids at the amusement park

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FYLDeep 25

She can't go on the big girl coasters yet though. Er, wait a sec... Ride the kids? What kind of ****** up Michael Jackson amusement park are you going to?

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hoogapooga 0

'Rids', not 'Kids'. what kind of ******-up mind do you have?

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FYLDeep 25

No, I have to at least attempt to make out what he was trying to say.

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hoogapooga 0

You commented earlier that the OP can't go on the 'big girl coasters' yet. That shows you'd correctly interpreted that the misspelled 'rids' was to be 'rides', not 'kids'. Then immediately after that you, I'm guessing, read the post again and interpreted 'rids' as 'kids'. Sorry man, but you have a sick mind. And next time you try to cover your asse, make it more believable (:

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FYLDeep 25

It's an off by one scenario either way, and I covered both interpretations in the original comment.

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joesterjoe 7

Omg I'm an inch and taller than u it sucks being short

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lacrossekid 0

think of it on the bright side ... don't have to get on your knees to give gummers

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