Work: Today, my coworkers continued their new favorite game: staring...

By Welshite - 03/04/2014 20:53 - United States

Today, my coworkers continued their new favorite game: staring at me in total unnerving silence. I can't help but be reminded of serial killers. FML

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By emeraldapostle - 17/05/2019 01:59

Today, both a coworker of mine and my boss agreed that I fit the profile of a serial killer. I don't know what's worse, the fact that they think that low of me, or the fact that this isn't the first time someone's said I remind them of a serial killer. FML

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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Porque no los dos?

By aye! - 25/07/2020 02:02

Today, just like every other day, I noticed that one of my male coworkers always stares at me while passing by or when it's time for lunch. I read somewhere that if a person stares at you too long, they either want to have sex with you or want to kill you. He has a girlfriend, so I doubt it's the first option. FML

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Freaked out

By radioinvader - 28/10/2012 12:29 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML

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Creepshow

By Hipnog - 07/11/2015 14:33 - Czech Republic

Today, I realised how damn creepy I am because I get nervous and smile when someone looks at me, and no it's not one of those smiles you'd love looking at, it's a smile straight out of a horror movie. I made a bunch of children run away. FML

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By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2016 14:05

Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 21:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had some painful gas at work, so I tried to silently ease it out. It was silent all right; silent, and so deadly that someone exclaimed, "What the fuck?!" My coworkers traced it back to me. Now they're all pointing their mini desk fans in my direction to make a point. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 20:55 - United States

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

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By What? - 19/04/2012 01:15 - United States - Needham

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

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Krirn 21

Friday 4 April 2014 9:02

Maybe it's time to take off that "Blink If You Want Me" shirt.

A_Perfect_Circle 12

Friday 4 April 2014 8:55

Time for you to crack a smile like you are one yourself.

Comments

addasmama 3

Friday 4 April 2014 9:29

Wait until one of them blinks and yell 'I win!'

hellnosucka 27

Friday 4 April 2014 9:32

put on a show if some sort like a catwalk or a dance. Give them something to stare at, hun.

Shadowbay 18

Friday 4 April 2014 10:16

Don't let them see your fear!! Besides what are the odds they're ALL serial killers?....

cakefete2 30

Friday 4 April 2014 14:00

Guess that depends on where he works.

warsun 27

Friday 4 April 2014 14:44

OP is a janitor at a serial killing academy

iGiveNoDamn 14

Friday 4 April 2014 11:46

Stare back... grimly!!

Welshite 39

Friday 4 April 2014 12:20

Strange. I submitted this under "Welshite", but I'm guess I'm "Anonymous" now. This FML is mine.

Welshite 39

Friday 4 April 2014 12:22

Thanks a million, Alan! :)

Peachy2392 26

Friday 4 April 2014 17:24

What did you do about the staring situation? Edit: I should've read further into the comments.

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 4 April 2014 12:31

next time they do that you need to be ready with a straw and spitballs.

SwtCherryPie 26

Friday 4 April 2014 12:47

My uncle always liked doing that to me. Now I do it to my daughter but I can't ever keep a straight face long enough for it to work.

CB_LAZ3 11

Friday 4 April 2014 13:02

Just start moaning. That'll break their concentration :P

Ki11erC 18

Friday 4 April 2014 14:26

You've met a lot of serial killers I take it then. Congrats on surviving this long!

Rewan_fml 12

Friday 4 April 2014 14:54

to be fair... I've done this, it's rather entertaining

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