Work: Today, my crazy bitch of a boss fired me for inappropriate conduct....

By Screwed - 09/11/2012 04:02 - United States - Rockville

Today, my crazy bitch of a boss fired me for inappropriate conduct. Apparently my "fake Nazi accent" is "offensive to our Jewish coworkers." I'm German. I have no way to change the way I speak, or to pay this month's bills. FML

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You deserved it 2 031

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 05:05 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 231

You deserved it 1 524

By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 06:13 - Australia

Today, my boss told me I wasn't getting the promotion I'd been angling for. I was so pissed off, I ranted to a coworker about it over lunch. Turns out my boss was just testing how I dealt with rejection before making his final decision. He overheard my rant and me calling him a Nazi bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 199

You deserved it 37 359

By NotSarahConnor - 11/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boss thought it was funny to fire me by putting on dark sunglasses and saying "You have been terminated" in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger voice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 956

You deserved it 394

By Miss_Kat - 29/08/2019 00:01

Today, I received a two-page letter/rant from my boss notifying me of my imminent dismissal, based on issues such as me "speaking in a suppressed voice." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 514

You deserved it 137

By Johnnogood - 09/10/2012 13:57 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 816

You deserved it 2 258

By XxJennJennXxX - 20/01/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 930

You deserved it 2 525

By Lexiebear27 - 19/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 016

You deserved it 6 818

How very dare you?

By FOXYgrandpa441 - 19/07/2012 00:41 - United States - Casper

Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 541

You deserved it 3 184

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By UnemployedGirl - 02/07/2021 19:59

Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 320

You deserved it 1 586

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By great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 568

You deserved it 75 257

DKjazz 20

Friday 9 November 2012 8:26

"Nazi accent"? Nazi isn't a dialect or a language. It's a political group. What does a libertarian accent sound like, I wonder?

defferwa 9

Friday 9 November 2012 8:20

Mein god!

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Mouton_fml 5

Friday 9 November 2012 13:00

Roland? Is that you?

JonniBoyy 2

Friday 9 November 2012 13:16

Put your boss in a gas chamber

infectedsense 15

Friday 9 November 2012 13:27

I am sure you can go to court with that...

BigDogMatt 13

Friday 9 November 2012 13:28

Sue for your job back or go above your bosses head and claim discrimination! EEOC is your friend!

Grimnirwher9 21

Friday 9 November 2012 13:29

That's racism. Be like Apple and sue the f** out of him.

dehumanized 0

Friday 9 November 2012 13:33

yes you can sue for discrimination. and yes there are lawyers that will take your case

jesscarrr 10

Friday 9 November 2012 13:35

OP shouldn't take that crap. You need to report it, your boss had no grounds to fire you!

PhishloverA 14

Friday 9 November 2012 13:38

Time to sue for wrongful termination OP!

yenidewi 11

Friday 9 November 2012 14:16

hahahahaha

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 9 November 2012 14:34

You could use a vocabulary for Christmas... Don't worry, I'm on it.

thesingerfml 1

Friday 9 November 2012 14:35

Now you can sue her, that'll pay the bills.

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Today, and since I decided to cut back on unhealthy foods, my last five dreams were literally just slideshows of junk food. FML

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Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML

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