Miscellaneous: Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 17:24 - Germany - Würzburg

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

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Drugs are bad

By KookieLove666 - 10/08/2022 06:00

Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML

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Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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You deserved it 709

By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML

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You deserved it 3 069

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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You deserved it 4 856

By Failure - 22/05/2015 22:14 - Germany - Oschersleben

Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML

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You deserved it 2 126

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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Why mother, why?

By Gee, thanks mom - 15/02/2022 14:00

Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML

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You deserved it 92

By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

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feven 32

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:13

Maybe you're better off without these crazy drug addicts

CommentKing207 23

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:16

Go live on your own. There's no point in living with people would could potentially hurt you.

Comments

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 18 July 2015 21:14

OP, I really hope you had somewhere safe to go. Everyone's saying you're better off out of there (and that's true), but that doesn't make it easy to manage on your own.

crissco 2

Saturday 18 July 2015 21:22

I guess not all of Canada is nice.

tonedef456 8

Saturday 18 July 2015 21:24

Nothing like family, huh?

empbob 20

Saturday 18 July 2015 21:32

Sounds like you dodged a knife there...

trevorr_16 25

Saturday 18 July 2015 21:34

You're better off without them. I'd say to get out, and stay out. You might be in danger staying with them.

iknowyounot88 2

Saturday 18 July 2015 21:37

Plot twist in "James and The Giant Peach" it seems.

josace 9

Saturday 18 July 2015 21:42

Why did you side with someone who would threaten to slit your throat?

SPN_lover666 27

Saturday 18 July 2015 22:07

OP didn't side with someone who threatened to slit their throat. OP's druggie mother was the one who sided with the aunt.

Sparx1_1 16

Saturday 18 July 2015 21:45

Leave and don't go back. If you are too young to live on your own then find a relative to help you. Just don't let this be an excuse to start taking drugs yourself. It sucks for you right now but in a few years you'll be grateful that you left when you did.