Miscellaneous: Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 17:24 - Germany - Würzburg

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

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Drugs are bad

By KookieLove666 - 10/08/2022 06:00

Today, my pill-popping mom, committing disability fraud and stealing from me, called the cops on me, and dragged the landlord into it, is now getting both of us evicted. All this because she'd rather live homeless with her drug problem than to get the help she needs, which I can't provide anymore after 10 years. FML

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Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By Failure - 22/05/2015 22:14 - Germany - Oschersleben

Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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Why mother, why?

By Gee, thanks mom - 15/02/2022 14:00

Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

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feven 32

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:13

Maybe you're better off without these crazy drug addicts

CommentKing207 23

Saturday 18 July 2015 19:16

Go live on your own. There's no point in living with people would could potentially hurt you.

Comments

booty_sniper 10

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:19

Your family seems nice

messymessiah 11

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:34

Sounds like it was way past time to get out of there anyway. Hope you've got somewhere to go.

tiredofwaiting 25

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:44

Your safety is more important at this point. Come up with a backup plan.

DerekDayOne 12

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:55

White people

username356 14

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:00

I'm so sorry op. I would suggest moving out to a safer place or involving the police. That is a dangerous situation wether they hurt you or not, even the threat is enough to involve the police.

clairesucks 37

Sunday 19 July 2015 7:59

That's all kinds of messed up. Sorry you had to go through that OP

GhostFox 33

Sunday 19 July 2015 8:12

Call CPS or straight up the police. If they're addicted to drugs, they probably have them in the house, or can at least be followed to the next time they go to get their "fix." Either way, get the hell out of there and stay out of there- the situation could have easily gone from "threatening to" slit your throat to having slit your throat.