Miscellaneous: Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped...

By ashamed - 14/12/2014 02:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML

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By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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By pictureperfect678 - 19/01/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was in one of two hot tubs with my dad at a vacation resort, when 3 good looking guys walked into the pool area. My dad moved to the other hot tub so the guys could hang out in the one I was in. They came outside, passed my hot tub, and went into the one my dad just moved into. FML

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By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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News to me

By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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By lizard - 24/01/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

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Stuck

By Miki13 - 11/11/2012 20:27 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2015 01:50 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question: "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML

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eash 10

Sunday 14 December 2014 8:40

That's horrible!!

604 11

Sunday 14 December 2014 8:41

Dafuq? ... That is beyond insensitive. It's downright rude! Karma will take care of them accordingly.

Comments

darkreddragon19 5

Monday 15 December 2014 10:34

ok, that's hilarious. I love your dad and grandpa

xxreikoxx 31

Monday 15 December 2014 13:27

Most of us are also capable of some social functions despite our anxieties as well. I hate that people down-voted your comment because it was uncalled for.

Eternity49 13

Monday 15 December 2014 17:22

How ****** up. I hope you ripped them a new one about how autism is not retardation

irishmaiden78 23

Monday 15 December 2014 20:10

Hmm... Well I'm autistic and I've never had a complaint before so I think they need to get their heads out of their arses.

LIVE2SUFFER 15

Tuesday 16 December 2014 2:12

Australians...

aventador333 6

Tuesday 16 December 2014 3:02

Were they hot though?

TallMist 32

Tuesday 16 December 2014 5:27

Seeing as I'm autistic, I'm 100% offended by this.

GamerPerson 19

Thursday 18 December 2014 13:16

I find this horribly offensive! I'm sorry that your elders are rude, jerk offs, OP!

TopazHobson 4

Thursday 1 January 2015 4:55

This is disgusting, but I also found it humerus.

Solano2580 24

Monday 16 March 2015 20:52

I'm against autistic adolescence, they just love to manipulate others (I have experienced multiple accounts of this but only in teenage autistic kids)