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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 02:00

Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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Stand up for yourself

By eff that asshole! - 26/06/2022 00:01

Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML

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Come back

By Anonymous - 01/11/2021 01:59

Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML

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By fuckbucket14 - 14/04/2012 22:56 - Egypt - Hurghada

Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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On my own again, naturally

By Anonymous - 08/09/2012 17:27 - United States - Sandy

Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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satanic_fml 13

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:13

What if your dad was calling himself a bitch?

juststephhere 23

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:12

That's quite extreme..

Comments

flufee2 27

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:27

That sucks OP, divorce can be tougher on the kids.. Hope everything works out

tylerbrynds 15

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:29

Boy that escalated quickly

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 21 August 2014 5:59

Hoooooly moly! That's the kinda escalation you see in a freakin family sitcom!

trellz17 19

Thursday 21 August 2014 6:03

And I thought my family had some serious arguments.

pickmikk 12

Thursday 21 August 2014 6:10

It'll be okay. I hear the divorce argument from my mom almost on a daily basis. (Seriously. I wish that was an exaggeration.) But yeah, everything will be okay I promise

bHomenuk 6

Thursday 21 August 2014 7:03

Wow I was in the same situation except my dad told my mom to "give him his f****ng rings back" :/ at the end..

captainsmegma 12

Thursday 21 August 2014 7:20

I'm no expert but if that little comment set mom off to that extreme your dad may have been living with a real bitch-a-roonie.

aire101 16

Thursday 21 August 2014 7:56

Or considering the dad was calling his own son a SOB, maybe the dad is just an asshole and she finally had enough. Or possibly even a combination of the two....

ArashiGirl 13

Thursday 21 August 2014 8:33

Typically if your resorting to THOSE kinds of insults in an argument, or pulling low blows yeah the dad's an asshole. Mine blamed my existance for him not getting his "dream job" told me he basically never wanted me and then told me he was going to force me to work for him. He walked out last year, been happier ever since.

flee2321 10

Thursday 21 August 2014 8:59

#27.....seriously can't thumbs up or down that comment because neither seem appropriate but...damn that sucks. I'm so sorry that he said that but I'm glad you are in a happier place.

ArashiGirl 13

Thursday 21 August 2014 9:20

I think my parents separating was the best thing that ever happened to me. I feel happier, calmer, I'm no longer having issues falling asleep at night, and I can finally relax. I'm trying to make a somewhat relationship with my dad, but as it is, he barely ever calls me and when I nag him about it he tries to blame me for it....But he's still my dad...Even if he's an asshat.