Well you can blame yourself for this one

i dispise when people take "son of a bitch" literally, the phrase "son of a bitch" is not an insult to the individual's mother, its a direct insult to the individual, and not only by proxy that his mother is a bitch, you should not think about the wording of the phrase, son of a bitch is equivalent to "a-hole" or "jerk", its a single target offense

Technically he called himself one too

I think she might have been waiting for an opening to bring up a divorce and that, as weak as that was, made such an opportunity.

Yay two Christmases!!

Wow what I time to be alive

Those situations suck OP i hope everything works out in the end

wow your mom is a bitch dear sir and you father is a ass hole.

Sounds like you guys put the "fun" back in dysfunctional. But seriously though, I feel marriage and divorce get tossed around a little too loosely nowadays. If you threaten divorce for simple name calling then maybe they shouldn't have signed that line in the first place.

Dayum , ur dad shuld kno better to say that when ur mother is in the house