Intimacy: Today, my dad and I were watching Hawaii play the Navy in football....

By hawaiianlovechild - 29/11/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, my dad and I were watching Hawaii play the Navy in football. I cheered when Hawaii won. My dad turns to me and says, "You know your mother and I concieved you there?" Thanks Dad. FML

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By blenderbookf - 25/11/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML

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By meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 16/01/2013 21:08 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my mom wished me a "Happy Conception Day." FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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Great joke Dad, thanks

By Anonymous - 05/07/2014 17:53 - United States

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

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Stay classy

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 19:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

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By kaitylait - 19/08/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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Sunday 29 November 2009 13:27

why is this a FML ?

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hunterjumper24 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 20:35

haha I like the persons username

TheWaaaaambulanc 0

Friday 4 December 2009 6:22

Baaw, your parents told you where you were concieved. What's next, a FML over the sex-talk?

Thhe 0

Friday 4 December 2009 7:34

were you expecting him to tell you where the stork dropped you off? dumbass. at least it was somewhere good. I get a 'made in new jersey' sticker

minenotyours 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 3:25

I was concieved there too! well I was also born there but that's beside the point. lol how is this an fml? I used to talk about stuff like that all the rime with my parental units...

minenotyours 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 3:27

by the way... yes the navy has a football team. it's the naval academy. their rival is the army. duh. lol

evilwaffles 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 17:44

Why is this an FML?

why_me_why_today 3

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:28

don't worry my mom told me i was the result of a bottle of vodka, a gas station condom, and a wends bathroom. and i mean wendys the fast food restaurant

tutugirl007 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 8:59

haha, EVERY christmas, my mom plays elvis... and then precedes to tell anyone around that i was concevied to this album... isnt that sweet... NOT! haha. yikes!! arent parents just the best!?