By loveyadad - 16/06/2013 15:46 - United States - Watertown

Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
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golden_warrior 23

someone is not getting a gift on Father's Day

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flashback.miss 28

My dad had an awesome time in Arizona and all I got was this lousy lotion. When his birthday rolls around, be sure to return the favour.

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TecheyTim 14

My response...."smooth dad, REAL smooth".

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beavecoon 4

at least your skin will be nice and moist

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alkolaali 7

I say you put that lotion to work. Lols

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RKD 23

Douche move by Dad! He probably forgot and just wanted to give you something so he wouldn't look like a TOTAL douche (which he does), maybe he feels guilty and will make it up to you! That sucks, FYL though!

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Annayers 9

Get him some lotion for Fathers' Day :)

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Carlie_McCartney 1

My favourite is the lotion from the Grand Canyon!!

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elenaunlucky 10

be happy mate! my dad gifts me toothpicks and mint from cheap domestic flights started since i was 5 and is goin on till m 20 and expects me to hug him and give him the greatest thank you speech.

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