By loveyadad - 16/06/2013 15:46 - United States - Watertown

Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
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golden_warrior 23

someone is not getting a gift on Father's Day

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flashback.miss 28

My dad had an awesome time in Arizona and all I got was this lousy lotion. When his birthday rolls around, be sure to return the favour.

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scottyspot 11

Sounds like he's a jerk.

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baseballdude1283 18

Give it to him for Father's Day and see how he feels

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Wizardo 33

So don't delay, claim your free Arizona hotel lotion today! We guarantee the feeling of unicorns ******** rainbows over you or you can return the product with a harsh worded complaint to our nonexistent customer services. So call now! Refer to #2, #41 and #45 for testimonies of satisfied customers.

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jerome72 14

It would have been even better if it was open.

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SaxophoneHero 12

Really? You're going to pull the orphan card on us, Batman? "My father gave me some cheap hotel lotion, after giving the other members of my family wonderful presents, but hey! At least I have a father!" Could you also say that for "My father hit me with a car today, but I'm grateful I have a father"?

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EvieM97 8

Well shouldn't you feel special. ;)

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LissaMccracken 23

That would have heart my feelings too. I'm sorry, and FYL.

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buckdharma 36

I came from Phoenix Arizona now I'm back in Ansonia Let me smell ya, it's a perfume called L.a. Some bud from Payson, but son let me warn ya to steer clear of work at least for three days Now I know this is suspicious Got your mom these nice dishes Babe you know you are a friend of mine and you know that it's true that all the things that I do are gonna haunt you in your sweet time

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xGreyRosex 13

#41 While OP could agree with you I would think she would enjoy it more if she were a man? No?

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armyaggie 11

Guess who's not getting a Fathers Day present now!

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