Miscellaneous: Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back...

By loveyadad - 16/06/2013 15:46 - United States - Watertown

Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML

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Same thing different taste

By marriedtoatool - 26/12/2012 06:15 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML

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Looking for another one!

By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 01:00

Today, I finally got a Christmas gift, a calligraphy set, for my father that I have been looking for for a month. My dad came home happily with the same calligraphy set today, saying that he surprised himself for Christmas. He got it cheaper than me. FML

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By ppp - 14/09/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

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By CaityLovesBo - 05/02/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 14:11 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth, which he had pulled out a few minutes before. FML

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By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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Brown and sticky

By Jon - 14/03/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 23:07 - United States - Auberry

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

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By Oreo - 10/05/2016 08:58

Today, my dad and stepmom came back from a very expensive two-month trip across the world. When they got home, they had more gifts for their cat than for me. FML

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Bubbles

By soapgirl - 13/08/2009 16:07 - Philippines

Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML

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golden_warrior 23

Sunday 16 June 2013 19:42

someone is not getting a gift on Father's Day

flashback.miss 28

Sunday 16 June 2013 19:41

My dad had an awesome time in Arizona and all I got was this lousy lotion. When his birthday rolls around, be sure to return the favour.

Comments

aeonsoul 12

Sunday 16 June 2013 19:50

I love lotion, but he could have done better I guess

kidsgotastinky 11

Sunday 16 June 2013 19:52

Sirfaps a lot

k_lylepad 19

Sunday 16 June 2013 19:53

Happy Father's Day??

SS99_fml 20

Sunday 16 June 2013 19:54

Hey here's a clever prank: 1. Accept the gift graciously 2. Wrap it. 3. Surprise him saying you have a gift. 4.Buy him a car. 5.Put the lotion in the car. 6. SHOW HIM HIS CRAPPY FATHER'S DAY GIFT! That should show him!!!

Welshite 39

Sunday 16 June 2013 19:55

I don't know about you, but I would consider a new car an awesome gift.

SS99_fml 20

Sunday 16 June 2013 21:13

I was being sarcastic...

Willisbosh 5

Sunday 16 June 2013 22:10

Wut

Wizardo 33

Sunday 16 June 2013 20:06

Its not just any lotion. Its the most beautifully scented, light, non-greasy fap lotion OP's dad has ever used - have fun with your present...

perdix 29

Sunday 16 June 2013 20:06

It's not about money, money, money. It could have been the most thoughtful gift of the bunch. Maybe you have dry, scaly skin holding in your materialistic heart.

CocaColaPepsi 13

Sunday 16 June 2013 20:14

Ouch, well atleast you now know where you stand with him in your relationship. Now you don't have to spend a bunch of money on his Fathers Day present! But still that really sucks but you'll get through it, I'm sure you're a great, strong person!

CocaColaPepsi 13

Sunday 16 June 2013 20:18

Ouch, well at least you now know where you stand with him in your relationship. Now you don't have to spend a bunch of money on his Fathers Day present! But still that really sucks but you'll get through it, I'm sure you're a great, strong person!