Miscellaneous: Today, my dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got...

By Anonymous - 01/07/2011 01:27 - United States

Today, my dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, "Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten you at practice. You should be congratulating me." FML

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Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 14:43 - United States

Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML

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By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

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By gayvsgay - 06/03/2016 15:31 - Germany - V?lklingen

Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML

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By Anon - 01/04/2015 06:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML

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Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine

By Anonymous - 03/04/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, as always, when my dad says he needs my help and that it will only take 15 minutes, it will actually take all day because he doesn't plan ahead. This has happened three times now, so this time I demanded he compensate me for my time if I have to drive out there. He called me an "entitled little shit" and hung up. FML

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Friday 1 July 2011 8:36

If you're a cross country runner, just be like Forrest and take your practice home! Run Forrest, Run!

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 1 July 2011 8:42

Don't listen to anyone saying "run home". Grow some wings and fly home.

Comments

AlexxRawrz 0

Friday 1 July 2011 11:10

that is super shitty. my dad has done that too me. it sucks!

PandaPandy 6

Friday 1 July 2011 11:12

Someone give your dad a medal(:

ykthechild 0

Friday 1 July 2011 12:21

Let me guess...this was ur 3rd practice????

DCFan 9

Friday 1 July 2011 12:50

hahahahahaha

turtleomnom 0

Friday 1 July 2011 12:59

why didn't u txt him...

ryno101 3

Friday 1 July 2011 14:15

id you're at cross country practice, just run home instead of whining about it

DaangItsBrooke 8

Friday 1 July 2011 17:44

even though she runs cross country, if she lives far away, she can't run home. I do cross country and I definitely can't run home.

runnergurl 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 7:26

it's def way too hard to run home after a practice.. it doesn't matter the mileage... being a XC runner myself, I know this... and I live five minutes from our practice place...