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By Anonymous - 01/07/2011 01:27 - United States

Today, my dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, "Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten you at practice. You should be congratulating me." FML

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By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

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Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

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Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML

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Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML

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Friday 1 July 2011 8:36

If you're a cross country runner, just be like Forrest and take your practice home! Run Forrest, Run!

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 1 July 2011 8:42

Don't listen to anyone saying "run home". Grow some wings and fly home.

Comments

MsMillie 0

Friday 1 July 2011 16:15

haha I'm sure if all you're doing is coming home and going straight to FML then you can't be that emotionally scarred. I'd say 3 times is quite a good effort... at least he did turn up eventually I suppose?

ReynshineCutting 10

Friday 1 July 2011 17:51

My dad would forget to pick me up from school all the time. He'd end up on a conference call or something and an hour later his secretary would show up. 3 times isn't that bad.