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By ugh - 05/06/2010 23:49 - Canada

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

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By Emptyspace - 25/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 02:47 - United States - Killington

Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML

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By ughh - 22/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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You deserved it 5 904

Out and about

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 14:00

Today, my grandfather found my diary laying in the living room, and for some reason thought it was an interesting reading material. Oh well, he found out that I'm a lesbian, then panicked and basically outed me to my entire family. I really hope they have reservations in Hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML

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You deserved it 3 672

Betrayal

By sisterly love - 14/08/2013 21:13 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

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You deserved it 4 162

By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Long Beach

Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML

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You deserved it 62 312

By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 23:17 - United States

Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML

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You deserved it 37 178

No Ragrets

By surfergal91 - 14/02/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML

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You deserved it 4 158

By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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Sunday 6 June 2010 9:05

Well, this only proves that you're right. FYL and good luck alienating your dad from his snooping, OP.

emilexd 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 9:26

your father is a f*cking dick, how could he do something like that without feeling that it's wrong at all

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treesdevin 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 9:24

damn....that does suck....fyl .....doggy style

emilexd 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 9:26

your father is a f*cking dick, how could he do something like that without feeling that it's wrong at all

wezywei 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 9:29

take his wallet n blow some monies

RaIeigh 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 9:32

Trust me, you ARE sadistic :] You hear this enough from me.

kybabyy 4

Sunday 6 June 2010 10:26

idodrugs 2

Sunday 6 June 2010 10:33

great plan to get him back. write new entries bout catching mommy with the mailman. he'll read it, pack his shit and bounce. you're welcome. :)

idodrugs 2

Sunday 6 June 2010 10:37

gay! someone else said that... umm ok write that you're confused that you were raised as a female yet you have a ****. that should really confuse him

TheOriginalKyrs 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 10:49

your eyes amaze me <33 :)

TheOriginalKyrs 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 10:51

Diaries are for 11 yr olds with no life.

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 6 June 2010 10:55

Learn a new language. Write your diary in that. :)

TheOriginalKyrs 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 10:59

that would take too long. she'd be too old for a diary by then and it would be a waste of time. um.. invisible ink?

Alphonsuuuu 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 16:28

Nahh, just write in code. Doesn't take too long.

fawfulster 11

Sunday 6 June 2010 20:24

Better yet. Write in Hylian language (with the Hylian alphabet [there is also a Hylian nomenclature, but it's hard]) AND arrange the letters to form the StarFox Adventures Alphabet. THAT will confuse him.

fawfulster 11

Sunday 6 June 2010 20:40

Saurian Alphabet: Normal: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z Saurian: u r s t o v w x a z b c m d e f g h j k i l n p y q Note: There is no "Y" in the Saurian alphabet. Hylian alphabet: http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/File:Hyliantranslater.gif