Miscellaneous: Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were...

By ugh - 05/06/2010 23:49 - Canada

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

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By Emptyspace - 25/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 02:47 - United States - Killington

Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML

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By ughh - 22/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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Out and about

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 14:00

Today, my grandfather found my diary laying in the living room, and for some reason thought it was an interesting reading material. Oh well, he found out that I'm a lesbian, then panicked and basically outed me to my entire family. I really hope they have reservations in Hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML

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Betrayal

By sisterly love - 14/08/2013 21:13 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

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You deserved it 4 162

By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Long Beach

Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 23:17 - United States

Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML

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No Ragrets

By surfergal91 - 14/02/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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Sunday 6 June 2010 9:05

Well, this only proves that you're right. FYL and good luck alienating your dad from his snooping, OP.

emilexd 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 9:26

your father is a f*cking dick, how could he do something like that without feeling that it's wrong at all

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TaylorDev 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 10:59

then why doesn't OP just not write a diary?

TokioxxHotel 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 13:42

I love your hair!

mashnikandporter 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 21:49

60 is cuteee

xXChinny 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 11:26

find a place to hide it or install a lock lol

OMGJASMiNE 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 11:50

I can see my daddy doinq that(x that would be funny!

chantelfurtado 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 14:53

WTF I hate when my dad does that!! he goes through my moms Facebook and Emails everyday! and now he wants to fond out MY FB and MSN AND iPod password and I'm like WTF?!!?!?!?!!

8Dani 10

Sunday 6 June 2010 14:57

i think you've officially just proved your point to be right. personally, i'd be seriously worried at this stage.

8Dani 10

Sunday 6 June 2010 14:58

i guess this proves your point. personally, i'd be seriously worried by now..

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 6 June 2010 15:45

When I was a kid, my dad would eavesdrop on my phone conversations. I learned in another room, he'd place this black thing onto the other phone while it was still hung up. It would record the entire conversation and he just plugged it into a tape player to hear. Im glad we didnt have internet back then or he prob would have spied that too.