By nick - 06/03/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
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ImKindaABigDeal 6

shoulda said "no I got moms abnormally large one"

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ceva_fml 1

so... did u inherited the mini-tiny-penis ?

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H_E_doubleFML 0

This would be funnier if you were a girl.

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Bobbert9 0

it's not small just fun sized like a fun size twix, or butterfingers so have fun

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Tanya33 1

And your mother had you? Maybe she was expecting growth later on... Still, what a trooper.

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MisterMuffinz 13

well my dad beats me when hes drunk so you got it good

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MyApocalypse 1

Why is everyone interested in this guys dick size...?

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attatood 8

cuz he brought it up. Wonder if he can get it up or even tell the difference? :P

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Igor_g5 0

it's only an FML if you did.

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