By yeah why not - 06/04/2013 17:06 - Norway

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML
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floozle702 7

I wonder what he would have done if you said yes to both...

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DocBastard 38

I imagine your dad to be like Captain Oveur from "Airplane!": "Do you like gladiator movies? Do you like when your dog grabs your leg and runs up and down? Ever seen a grown man naked?"

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onorexveritas 23

its obvious...

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IHaveNoKoolAid 10

When I read this I imagined a little kid having a tantrum

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ElizaZee 9

Wow. What I kind dad. I would be a bit nervous around him though....

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perdix 29

And that's from "a little too much to drink?" What happens when he gets drunk -- does he go out raping and pillaging?

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chanellgymnast 17

Ask your dad WHY he always has to ask you random questions when he gets really drunk.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Your dad needs some help.

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FightMyLiger 19

What's your reason for living? Awesome question. Be grateful your dad wants to get to know you better. Some dads don't give a shit.

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ihaveasushicat 24

But... he's drunk... Most of the time, drunk people can't remember what they did in their drunken state.

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FightMyLiger 19

That's not true. I remembered to check back on my comment, didn't I?

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